so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
is it fun? or sober?
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