Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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