took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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