Don't you send me to vm
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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