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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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