i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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