I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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