You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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This is classic penis vs brain.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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