Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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