Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize