butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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