What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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