We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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