Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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