I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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