I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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