Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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