It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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