3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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