seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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