I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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