Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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