I hope mine doesn't look like that
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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