I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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