i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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