yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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