yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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