We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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