I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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