You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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