Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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