your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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