I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Randomize