That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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