She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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