just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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