Me. At least after what I've been through.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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