she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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