You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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