i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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