I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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