he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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