guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
try to milk me bitch
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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