I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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