Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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