doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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