Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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