Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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