you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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