brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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